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Taking the blog in a different direction

Posted by: bergsey55 on: March 5, 2009

Hello,

When we started this blog the recession was far far away over the horizon and not even a certainty at all. While for precious few it remains a figment of some else’s imagination and a scapegoat for those wanting to unscrupulously fire employees, for many others it a tangible and stinging reality. For the benefit of the [...]

The DON’T PANIC guide to ignoring the recession: Part 2

Posted by: Conor Pendergrast on: December 5, 2008

It’s been two months since the last update (what a ridiculous amount of time) and since then:

Happiness has been found to be contagious
A new president was elected in the United States of America
Hallowe’en spending was at an all-time high 
And, oddly enough, French men say they need bigger condoms. Fair enough.

Clearly people are taking our Guide to ignoring [...]

The DON’T PANIC Guide to Ignoring the Recession – Part 1

Posted by: Conor Pendergrast on: October 8, 2008

Because ignorance is bliss, we proudly present the first part of our guide to ignoring the recession.
9 Things to do to ignore the recession

Refuse to listen to or use words like “recession”, “looming”, “disastrous”, “job losses”, “economic instability” or “difficult times.” None of these words need exist as far as you are concerned. In fact, [...]

7 reasons why the recession could be a laugh

Posted by: bergsey55 on: October 2, 2008

1) Baked beans are NICE! You’ll basically be living the student dream. You’ll be a student, albeit with a mortgage and a family. It’s the easiest (and cheapest) possible way to feel young again.
2) Any D4 eliteness could disappear, resulting in a sounder population.
3) We had fun before we had no money, all those hundreds of [...]


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  • france54321: pffft rachel ive seen ur "i love the recession t shirt" several times. bah leaving fake-o comments grrrr,if this fake comment business continues i wil
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